Basic

HAI 1.2

KTHXBYE

BTW Line comment
OBTW
    Block comment
TLDR

BTW Case sensitive variables
I HAS A variable
I HAS A otherVariable ITZ 3

BTW Assignment
variable R "O HAI"

BTW Output
VISIBLE "Hai wurld!"

BTW Input
I HAS A values
GIMMEH values

BTW Type casting
MAEK variable A TROOF

BTW Concatenation
SMOOSH "Can has a " AN "CHEESEBURGER" MKAY

SUM OF a AN b                        BTW +
DIFF OF a AN b                       BTW -
PRODUKT OF a AN b                    BTW *
QUOSHUNT OF a AN b                   BTW /
MOD OF a AN b                        BTW modulo
BIGGR OF a AN b                      BTW max
SMALLR OF a AN b                     BTW min

BOTH OF a AN b                       BTW and
EITHER OF a AN b                     BTW or
WON OF a AN b                        BTW xor
NOT a                                BTW not

BOTH SAEM a AN b                     BTW ==
BOTH DIFFRINT a AN b                 BTW !=

BOTH SAEM a AN BIGGR OF a AN b       BTW >=
BOTH SAEM a AN SMALLR OF a AN b      BTW <=
BOTH DIFFRINT a AN SMALLR OF a AN b  BTW >
BOTH DIFFRINT a AN BIGGR OF a AN b   BTW <

BTW If statement
BOTH SAEM a AN b
O RLY?
	YA RLY
		BTW If
	MEBBE BOTH SAEM b AN c
		BTW ElseIf
	NO WAI
		BTW Else
OIC

BTW Case statement
variable
WTF?
	OMG "R"
		BTW variable = "R"
		GTFO
	OMG "Y"
		BTW variable = "Y"
	OMG "G"
		BTW variable = "Y" or variable = "G"
		GTFO
	OMGWTF
		BTW default
OIC

BTW While loop
IM IN YR loop    BTW 'loop' is the name of the loop
	GTFO         BTW break
IM OUTTA YR loop

BTW Can also pretend to be a for loop
IM IN YR forLoop UPPIN YR index TIL BOTH SAEM index AN 5
	VISIBLE index
IM OUTTA YR forLoop

HOW IZ I functionName YR arg1 AN YR arg2
	BOTH SAEM arg1 AN "return the value"
	O RLY?
		YA RLY
			FOUND YR arg2  BTW Returns arg2
		NO WAI
			GTFO           BTW Returns NOOB
	OIC
IF U SAY SO

I IZ functionName YR "return the value" AN YR 3 MKAY